| The Hooters Saga
Several years ago while playing Parcheesi at "The Home for the Visually Offensive" several semi-intellectual Clearwater businessmen had a sudden urge for the smell of rough sawn lumber and/or the taste of Buffalo style chicken wings. Knowing full well that they could not agree on anything as a group, and that they could not get aweekend pass from the "home" to go to Buffalo, they decided to embark upon a major undertaking, that being to open a place in Clearwater where other people of their caliber could gather and quench their thirst for the finer things in life.
Their venture, however, got off to a slow start. After announcing their plans, the "Hooter Six" as they are now called, were promptly arrested for impersonating restauranteurs. There were no indictments, but the stigma lingers on....
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